Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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