I feel like abortions should bother me more
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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