and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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