remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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