so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
not ubering you a puppy
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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