I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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