they need to just BURY HIM!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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