Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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