Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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