a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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