batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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