if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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