Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
No subtext here. People are naked.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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