you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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