we're blogging at a bar
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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