Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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