He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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