The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
