I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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