I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
She said her name was "party"
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
