so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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