Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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