Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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