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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
he shaved USA in his pubs
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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