i just had sex bonerless
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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