so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
someone owes me an orgasm
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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