And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Your penis caused this!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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