ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
