what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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