It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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