He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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