How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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