You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i will never coherently bang her
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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