Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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