oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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