u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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