no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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