Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
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