PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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