dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Actions speak louder than pants.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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