Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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