Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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