his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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