And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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