He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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