we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
