if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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