He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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