Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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