Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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